Hot Mess Tech

Cleanup Party

Clean your tech, recycle your junk, feel amazing.

📅 Sunday, November 8, 2026

⏰ 1–4pm

📍 Hera Hub Carlsbad

💸 $35 (Drinks and bites included!)

Limited to 13 seats
Pre-registration required
Small by design so everyone gets help

Your Google Drive is a disaster.


Your CRM hasn't been touched since like ... last year.


Your project board feels like a haunted house.

You're not lazy.

You're just busy.


And nobody ever showed you what actually works.

That changes on November 8th!

The "Hot Mess Tech Cleanup Party" is a guided, hands-on digital reset. Designed for real people with real messes and zero time for judgment. You'll walk in with chaos. You'll walk out lighter than you've felt all year.

Laptop. Phone. Google Drive. CRM. Inbox.

If it’s digital and messy, it’s fair game.

Tammy Hawkins (LinkedIn) has spent 15+ years helping people untangle exactly this kind of mess. She's seen it all and never flinched once. She'll meet you where you are, give you suggestions that actually stick, and make sure you leave with a plan you can maintain.

You don't need to have it together to show up. That's kind of the whole point.

Come in pajamas. Or sweats. That oversized band tee you've had since 1998. Dress for comfort.

Your $35 covers drinks (yes, including the good kind), snacks, and the accountability that actually makes you show up and do the thing. This is a "break even" event, not a money maker, but it's so fun and useful, it's worth it!

And while you're at it — drag along your old ink cartridges, batteries, or any small e-waste. Tammy will take them to a responsible recycling facility so they don't end up in a landfill.

Digital AND physical detox. You're welcome.

November 8th is intentionally before the holiday season. Get all cleaned up so you can actually enjoy it!

"I have a much better handle on my business now.
You kept us on track to do the things we needed to do to make it successful.
You were easy to work with. You have changed my life!"
- Happy Client

Here's the DEAL

Focused

Clean Out

An afternoon of finally doing the thing. Grab a drink, grab a snack, and say adios to the digital clutter that's been quietly stressing you out for months.

Expert

Guide

Tammy brings 15+ years of tech organization experience to every messy desktop and chaotic inbox. She’s seen worse than yours. Promise.

Eco-Friendly

Declutter

Bring your old ink cartridges, batteries, and small electronics. We'll take them to a responsible recycling facility so your physical junk gets handled too.

Real

Support

Get stuck? She's right there. Tammy will be circulating the room so no one spins out alone. Get eyes on your actual setup and answers to the questions you've been too embarrassed to Google.

What to BRING

Laptop & Charger

Electronic recycling

(ink cartridges, batteries,

small electronics)

At 4pm on November 8th, you'll walk out the door with a desktop you actually like looking at, a phone that doesn't feel like a junk drawer, and the quiet satisfaction of someone who finally handled it.

The mess doesn't have to wait any longer. Neither do you.

Dress like a hot mess. Show up. Feel amazing!

"I'm so there, it's insane."

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I pinky promise to try my very best not to cancel except in case of emergency. I will be there!